You are going to love these knock knock jokes for kids. They are perfect to pull up on your phone to share some giggles.
They will think you are so cool with these funny knock knock jokes! Well, I hope!! You might also like these kids jokes. They are hilarious.
Are you looking for other silly games to play with your kids? We love to play Would You Rather at our house. These Would You Rather Questions are always good for a laugh. I love to see how kids answer the questions.
Knock Knock Jokes for Kids
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- Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Amanda.
Amanda who?
Amanda to fix the plumbing is here. - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Claire.
Claire who?
Claire the way; I’m coming in! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie body going to open this door? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don’t let me inside! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Caesar.
Caesar who?
Caesar quick, she’s running away. - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Goliath.
Goliath who?
Goliath down, you look tired! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Oink Oink!
Oink Oink Who?
Make Up Your Mind…Are You A Pig Or An Owl? - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s cold out here! - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Yah.
Yah who?
No Thanks, I use Google. - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Thistle.
Thistle who?
Thistle be the last time I knock on this door! - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Oliver.
Oliver who?
Oliver doors are locked, let me in! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the suitcase, you load the car! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nana.
Nana who?
Nana your business. - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W-H-O - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
Your welcome! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Wanda.
Wanda who?
Wanda door opens, I’ll stop da knocking. - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Avery.
Avery who?
Avery nice person is knocking on the door. - Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin the neighborhood and thought I’d come over. - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Wayne.
Wayne who?
Wayne drops keep falling on my head, can you let me in? - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Lena.
Lena who?
Lena a little closer and I’ll tell you another knock knock joke. - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
It sounds like you’re catching a cold. - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Will.
Will who?
Will you listen to another joke? - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Ketchup with me and I’ll tell you! - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Erin.
Erin who?
I have to run a quick Erin! - Who’s there?
Doris.
Doris who?
Doris locked that’s why I’m knocking. - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cows go
Cows go who?
Cows don’t go who, they go moo! - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie-body home? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Isabel.
Isabel who?
Isabel working?
I had to knock! Knock, - Knock
Who’s there?
Doughnut!
Doughnut Who?
Doughnut ask it’s a secret! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe like to hear another joke? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Why are you crying? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, but I’ll take peanuts! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pecan!
Pecan who?
Pecan somebody your own size! - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Beets!
Beets who?
Beets me! - Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Olive
Olive who?
Olive right next door to you. - Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Turnip
Turnip who?
Turnip the volume, it’s quiet in here. - Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police stop telling these awful knock, knock jokes! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Stan!
Stan who?
Stan back, I’m knocking the door down! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Theodore.
The0dore who?
Theodore wasn’t open so I knocked. - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to answer the door? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alma.
Alma who?
Alma not going to say.
- Knock knock.
Knock Knock Jokes About School
- Knock, knock!
Who’s There?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita to borrow a pencil! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
B-2.
B-2 who?
B-2 school on time! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Broken Pencil.
Broken pencil who?
Forget it – this joke is pointless. - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe help me with my homework? - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
From.
From who?
Actually, it’s from whom! - Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad we are out of school? - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for school! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Rita.
Rita who?
Rita book, you might learn something! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Andrew.
Andrew who?
Andrew a picture!
Hope you love these funny knock knock jokes and they make your kids smile! They’re also great for provoking teen eye-rolls!
Looking for the Best Kids Joke Ever?
After you are done laughing at all these knock knock jokes, get ready for more fun and laughter! We’ve got jokes for every occasion! Here are some funny jokes perfect for holidays and more. If you are still looking for the best kids joke ever, try one of these:
- Halloween Kid Jokes
- Elf on the Shelf Jokes
- Christmas Jokes
- Valentine Jokes
- Easter Jokes
- April Fool’s Jokes for Kids
- Food Jokes
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